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Sunday. 5.9.10 3:19 am
After a flashback of recent events, 2012 prediction seems more realistic than I could possibly imagine. I’m not into current affairs but a slight glimpse of the news and I see political unrest, terrorism, nature instability etc. What’s scarier is the sneak preview of doomsday I had this afternoon. I was watching Yi Zhi Mei(Korean Action Drama) when I experienced power failure. People from the opposite block started coming out of their homes with the “wtf is happening” look on their faces. Even the traffic lights were out giving it a real doomsday feel.
Nevertheless, I know about the stupid speculations but the question is “What If?”. I guess we will all die in disbelieve if it’s true.
Tried the new messenger today. The personal message part at the top has a Facebook feel to it. In this version tabbed chat is finally introduced and its slightly faster than the previous version.
"After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Target.
Dear Mrs. Samuel,
Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Samuel, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.
1.June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.
2.July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3.July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.
4.July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money.
5.August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.
6.August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7.August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.
8.August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called.
9.September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.
10.September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.
11.October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.
12.October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels.
13.October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'
14.October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'
And last, but certainly not least:
15.October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of the clerks passed out."
After finishing a glass of Pepsi while engrossed by some random show I was watching, I realized that there were 30 live ants crawling at the side of my glass. I’m not exaggerating, I counted. I know ants are a good source of protein and jungle people eat it happily on a daily basis so I’m not disgusted by the fact I just ate possibly hundreds of live ants.
What I’m concerned about are harmful effects of eating live ants. Anybody with information please tell me about it.
PS- I can feel an ant stuck between my teeth wtf LOL
Blackjack Madness is the name of the game I’ve been wasting my time on lately. I know it is boring compared to whatever game you are addicted to but it still beats playing minesweeper. The game is basically online blackjack where you play hard to earn useless online chips which can’t be traded for cash. Honestly, the game was kind of addictive, the joy you get when you actually win some monopoly money.
Classic Money Making Scheme
Unfortunately, the game is rigged. It definitely follows some stupid setting which prevents anyone from winning big if they play consistently. After losing numerous times from my “win big or lose everything” strategy, I decided to spend time figuring the game out. I tried professional methods such as card counting and the point system which proved useless and then I tried exploiting random features and one of them actually worked! Apparently, if you get a lousy hand you can simply refresh the webpage without losing your starting bet. This only works once every 5 minutes. If you refresh more than a hand during a 4 minute interval, you will lose your starting bet. Armed with this valuable knowledge, you can earn millions in an hour.
